Prescurtari mess.

Hai sa fac un dictionar mic (cu putin ajutor.) :

-lol = laugh out loud (ras in hohote)

-wtf = what the f*ck (ce dracu?!)

-ffs = for f*ck sake

-omg = oh my god (o, doamne!)

-omfg = oh my f*ckin` god

-n1 = nice one (frumos)

-stf = sa te fut

-mm = mortii ma-tii / mama ma-tii

-pm = private message (mesaj privat)

-plm = pula mea

-ms= mersi

-cp = cu placere

-np = no problem (nicio problema)

-asl = age, sex, location (mai mult pe mIRC)

-afk = away from keyboard (plecat de la tastatura)

-bbl = be back later (ma intorc mai tarziu)

-brb = be right back (revin imediat)

-bk = back (inapoi)

-wb = welcome back (bine-ai revenit)

-cu = see you (ne vedem)

-f2f = face to face (fata-n fata)

-faq = frequently asked question (intrebari frecvente)

-g2g = got to go (trebuie sa plec)

-g4u= good for you (bun pentru tine)

-gg= good game (bun joc)

-lma = la multi ani

-k = ok

-MILF = mom i`d like to f*ck (mama pe care mi-ar placea sa o fut)

-nvm= nevermind (nu conteaza)

-nb = nopate buna

-pls = please (te rog)

-ROFL = rolling on the floor laughing

-LMAO = laughing my ass off

-tnx = thanks (mersi)

-10x = thanks (mersi)

-w8 = wait (asteapta)

-m2 = me too (si eu)

-STFU = shut the f*ck up (taci dracu!)

-cf? = ce faci?

-cmf? = ce mai faci?

-cmz? = ce mai zici?

-btw = by the way (apropo)

-npc = n-ai pentru ce

-dc? = de ce?

-m8 = mate (coleg)

-2g2bt = too good to be true (prea bun ca sa fie adevarat)

-14AA41 = one for all and all for one (unul pentru toti si toti pentru unul)

-dnb = do not borrow (nu bazai)

- dnbl8 = do not be late (sa nu intarzii!)

-jj = just joking (doar glumesc)

-nmp = not my problem (nu-i problema mea)

-p911 = parent alert (alerta, parinti) :]]

-rut = are you there (esti?)

-u2= you too (si tu)

-yr= yeah, right! (da, sigur!)

-dnd = do not disturb (nu deranja)

-ily = i love you (te iubesc)

-imy= i miss you (imi e dor de tine)

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